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by Bosveld Koos

As I have said before, BK is not a political person: the doings of the leaders of this country, your country and the old country can only be described as a dark and mysterious art, resembling smoke and mirrors.

They must know what they are doing and how they are going to do it, because to BK it looks as they are walking around a dark room with a blindfold, but at the end of the day everything is still the same as it was yesterday and the day before.

I mean, BK wakes up in the morning, goes to work, gets paid, pays taxes, drives to the shop, buys food – everything stays the same. And it is all because of the good work our politicians are doing – and it is here that BK can only admire them! It seems that they are sitting around, doing nothing but fight among each other, sling mud, verbally abuse each other, but at the end of the day, they make this country work!

So don't worry that Kevin Smiley Rude has broken his campaign promises of bringing the troops home – he knows, in his own mysterious way, what he is doing and will make sure everything is ok. We common folk should not concern ourselves with politics. And don't worry that the next leader of SA (that's the old country, not South Australia – you know like they say on the beer bottles: “Return for a 5c deposit – only in SA”) will probably be an uneducated rapist with criminal business connections -everything will be ok. The politicians will make sure of that.

And us common folk should trouble ourselves only with our own problems – like what to do with all the bottles I've been collecting for deposits for when I visit SA (that's South Africa) again – only to find out they meant South Australia…

Ja, Kitikat – welcome in Paradise, pity no one told us about the weather!


BK and his two tjommies Ouboet & Stompie decide to go hunting.

Ouboet heads out and later returns with a Kudu. BK asks how he did it. He says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get a Kudu.”

So Stompie heads out and returns with a Wildebeest. BK asks him how he did it,and he says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get a Wildebeest.”

BK decides it's his turn and heads on in search of something to shoot. He returnshalf a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. Ouboet andStompie ask BK what happened and he says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hitby train!”

Congratulations Chris Walker - winner of the BK Joke Competition and $100 to spend at Springbok Foods

Posted in humour | www.bosveldkoos.com
Posted by Bosveld Koos
16 Feb 2008

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